Spring Is In The Air

Well, here we are once again at the beginning of spring. A time when we look to get out of our cabins and break free of the cabin fever that has infected us for the last couple months. I, for one, am not looking forward to all of the yard work that will need to be done (maybe it would be nice to have a couple more weeks of snow).

Spring is also the time of spring break. When young people get together and party like they have been locked up for a decade. The amount of booze consumed this time of year is incredible.

• The average man drinks 18 drinks a day
• The average women drinks 10 (come on girls you need to work harder)
• 50% of men and 40% of women say they drink until they passout or get sick. 

Wow, that is a lot of drinking, but what does drinking lead to? Well, children of course. Studies show that almost 50% of men who have more that 5 drinks (4 for women) report that they had unplanned sex and 52% said they had unprotected sex (does that mean the door was not locked?). Which means that not only could they end up with a kid, but they could have the gift that keeps on giving Herpes. 

So if those numbers have scared you into not wanting to go party like you have no tomorrow, you could always come to my house and do yard work.

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!"
Robin Williams